For my fellow blood cancer peeps!
(not sure if other types have to do weekly blood tests)
LOLOLOL I woke up late & to an empty house.
I started out with my usual winter breakfast - oatmeal & bananas. BUT THEN, this random craving to drink something nice, smooth & creamy, e.g. hot chocolate kicked in.
Side note: I'm a huge chocaholic, like I can eat a whole block to myself in one day - but when it comes to drinking it, I get a headache after like half a cup WEIRD I KNOW!
Anywho, I made a cuppa hot chocolate... which actually wasn't very satisfying tbh. I followed the instructions precisely on the Lindt tub, so I was like whaaaat, why!?! BUT THEN an amazing revelation was made.
IT WAS DARK CHOCOLATE.
Everything now made sense!!! Still, I wasn't satisfied so I decided to microwave half a triple-choc cookie (part of my secret junk food stash LOL). Anywho, after this scrumptiousness... another craving kicked in - the desire to watch a disaster movie (idk how this happened, it sorta just kicked in).
SO, I jumped on the couch, put Netflix on and searched "disaster". The results were pretty lame and all the Sharknados were suggested LOL but I kept scrolling and saw Cloverfield. I'd never watched it before, but it's low key a classic so I was like yolo WHY NOT.
Before watching, I gathered my snacks - salt & vinegar chips, light & tasty cheddar & chive Shapes & max sour patch kids (LOL SO HEALTHY RIGHT!?!) Anyways, my fat ass started the movie and began snacking.
Around 10 mins in, I finished the box of Shapes LOL, but to be fair it was half-full ok.
I kept munching and watching but then there were some bits that were like really quite, so I had to sacrifice the eating. ALSO, the filming technique of how it's like a hand-held video got SORTA annoying at times, but whatevs uniqueness WOOO.
Around 40 mins in my mom returns home & I quickly shove the snacks under a pillow LOL DED - this has been like routine since I was 10 BAHHAA cheeky cheeky.
"Why aren't you changed for your blood test yet?" she says.
"oh Shiitttt - completely forgot it was Monday, my blood test day RIPPPP" yells my brain.
At first, it was pretty much the reluctantness of me pausing the movie & laziness to get changed that kicked in... but then suddenly I remembered all the shit that I just ate LOOOOL - my blood test will be like HIGH CHOLESTEROL.
But then I remembered - I'm not seeing the registrar until the start of my next cycle, may 18. Teehee.
ok that's the end of my story LOL RIP it didn't really go anywhere but pretty much the moral is: remember to eat shit AFTER your blood tests to avoid an awkward chat with your doctor being like, "your blood sugar levels are high" & then your mom dead-staring at you being all like "wtf, have you been snacking & eating junk behind my back?" - UH YES, LIKE ALL MY LIFE but let's keep that a secret LOL.
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